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I didnÂ't know what to call this article because I didnÂ't know what the article would be of the order. Thats just a fact of life with us hacks. Write!

Anyway, I decided to call humor: The article was written more fun!

So I started and could change the title of a later article.

But fun isnÂ't:

Add ha "A" to adopt an "a" you Hugh. Since ha 'is silent in England, you might think would be a "Huga" right return. Hugh Grant is in England called Hug? No!

Add  "EA" to jump and you get a "hope", but if you add a EA "A" "a" for a toe. "a" bis "A can change any aha" of his OHA to "or" uuh "as in" your heart "to" oh. "Oh, yes! Add Â" EA "to" gut " and you get a "Tripeo" and who wants that?

I like where the Spanish vowels behave.

And you can spell a "rough" as a "Ruff", which are both pronounced "ruhf.Â"

You know what your ruhf correction  spelling.

 "Ruffa" is that a "circular collar starched ruffles or pleats, chiffon or fine cloth, worn by men and women in the centuries. 16 and 17 "

Oh, you play bridge!

I think we should spell "gross" and a "Ruffa" A rufa. See http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ruff

Here is a list of new spelling:

Mississippi Misipee

Utah Utawara (oohtah say the  "U.Â)

South West North Mexico

Italians live in Eyetalee donÂ't. They live in ITally! ALL EYEtalians not.

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English is funny!

BICNews broadcast on October 14, 1997

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger, neither Apple nor pine in pineapple ... English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweet are the candies while sweetbreads, which are sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a Guinea pig is neither from Guinea and it is not a pig.

Why is that writers write but fingers do not sing, grocers not Groce, hammers and not ham? If the plural of tooth teeth, why is not the Beeth plural of booth? A goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 Meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers teach, why did not preachers Praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

For people who prayed in language play, and play at a recital?

Shipping by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park in parking and drive aisles?

How can a slim chance and opportunity to be the same fat, while a wise man and a wise man are opposites? How will the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns burns. You fill out a form to fill out, and a revival is being activated.

The North Star outside, which are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Why, when I finish my watch, I start it, but when I finish this essay?

(Courtesy of Giggles)

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The Funny English Language

We begin with a box and the plural is boxes,

However, the plural of ox is oxen, oxen.

The bird is a goose, but two are called geese,

However, the plural of moose should Meese never be.

You can find a mouse in a single or a series of mouse

However, the plural of house did not.

If the plural of man is always called men,

Why does not the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a up and show me your feet,

And I give you a boot, a couple called beet?

If there is a tooth and a set are teeth,

Why does not the plural of booth be called Beeth?

So we can be and that three would be those that

However, his hat in the plural, would not the hose,

And the plural of cat and cats do not sew.

We speak of a brother and sister,

But Despite claiming that the mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, him and him

But imagine the feminine, and is SHIS.

So English, I think everyone will agree,

Is the funniest language you saw.

Well, I guess IÂ'll retain the title!

The End

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8 months of age increased to sleep with something covering his face?

My son has recently started throwing things in front to sleep - which was its coverage (which no cell), so instead I put a light and breathable muslin about what he used. Does baby someone else do it? Blocking any Presumeably distraction for him to leave (although in a dark room) I fell away, so I'm not worried about it - perhaps its greatest 15 minutes?

When I had my daughter bought me One of these magazines the mother and baby. There was a gift of the little yellow "blanket Fairy Liquid" on the front. It was nice and fluffy and soft. I used to cover baby. Five years after "yellow cover" is this vile rag of a thing. It is clean, but I honestly think a piece of cleaning! She slept with him in the face since he arrived and he now sleeps with the horrible thing that covers her face. Sometimes I get when school browse the washer. Then he gets angry because he does not feel good. "Continue to share the muslin so that the baby is not fixed in a special!

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